My Favorite Search Terms Part 5

A repeating effort to chronicle the odder search terms people use to find my silly little blog.

Today’s search term: I Want To Go Blueberry Picking Today Jim

In so many cases search terms lack the needed punctuation or emphasis to truly unravel the deeper meanings.  I can most assuredly agree with this eager web fruit searcher that picking, once imagined, must happen now.  Today.  Immediately!

You can pick your friends.  You can pick your fruit.  But if your friend is named Jim, perhaps you can’t normally pick the fruit today.

Now, this Jim.  What can we claim to know about him?  I think that he is the oppressive sort.  The kind that likes to keep sweet rewards tantalizingly close, but very much out of a person’s immediate reach.  ”Perhaps tomorrow we can pick blueberries,” he might say as he begins further scheming.

A word of caution to Tantalus Jim.  These sweet treasures that you keep so close and yet so far, create powerful longings.  I suggest that you hire Oompa Loompas.  Once tasted at long last, after years of teasing denial, intense desire, covetous imagining, these blueberrries will cause a person to over consume.

Other Search Term Mysteries:

Part 1 Where Do Eggshells Come From?

Part 2 Blindfolded Honey On Tongue

Part 3 How Do You Get Suckers Off Of Tom?

Part 4 Pole Been Eatable