My Favorite Search Terms Part 4

A repeating effort to chronicle the odder search terms people use to find my silly little blog.

Today’s search term: Pole been eatable

I can clear this up right now.  There are lots of people who have been going around saying that, indeed, the pole been eatable in the past.  It has caused many of us to follow that supposition to its obvious conclusion that the pole is also eatable now.  After all, if it’s been eatable what would have caused it to no longer be eatable?  Nobody knows for sure.

The truth is that there are only a few who actually know which pole it was and/or is.  There are more poles in the world than you may realize.  Telephone poles, stripper poles, barber shop poles, people from Poland.  Incidentally, we surely do know that skewed polls from Fox news are eatable and that they taste like the flayed skin of children.  Scrumptuous if you are of that leaning, bitter otherwise.

Before you go eatabling every telephone pole that you see or sampling stripper poles (a very bad idea) you should settle into what is truly known.  The best poles that been eatable are small and taste like mint.

Other search term mysteries:

Part 1 Where Do Eggshells Come From?

Part 2 Blindfolded Honey On Tongue

Part 3 How Do You Get Suckers Off Of Tom?

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