This has nothing to do with gardening, but come on…
Fox has a new show coming out called Hole In The Wall. In this new show, contestants dressed in outfits that look like Tron compete to see who can match their bodies to shapes cut into big, moving stryofoam walls.
I’ll give you a second to think about that….
Now, given that we can put shows on the air about people trying to fit through holes, here are some other shows that I think should be made:
Pudding Or Not? Tune in to Fox on Wednesdays! The sticky gameshow that brings ickiness to new highs.. and lows! Blindfolded contestants dressed in nothing but tinfoil reach willingly into paperbags filled with… sometimes pudding, sometimes hillarity! [cut to clip. Blindfolded woman reaches slowly into a paperbag being held by Phil Donahue. “it’s… it’s.. definitely pudding,” she screams. “Oh.. I’m sorry, ” says Phil. “It’s manure!” audience laughs…]
A Date With Death. ABC Family Thursdays. 16 desperate ladies. 3 suspicious men. Two of the men are normal guys. One is a psychotic, but handsome killer. Watch the courting and possible killing of one of these lonely ladies. They’re dying for a date.
Survivor McDonalds. Nickelodeon Mondays. Who has what it takes to make it through these grueling challenges? Who will survive… McDonalds. Nothing but value meals morning noon and night until there’s only one withered soul left standing. You want fries with that?
America’s Next Newscaster. Fox News Friday. 10 beautiful, white-toothed smilers read teleprompters and vie to be the next exaggerator to terrify America! [cut to clip. “Stay tuned. A deadly recall of the most common household item of all. You may be sitting on it, near it or holding it right now. We’ll tell you what it is after these words.” [next clip] “… has scientists baffled. Everybody who has ever eaten broccoli has died or will die.” It’s “breaking all the rules” news every Friday with Fox.