A repeating effort to chronicle the odder search terms people use to find my silly little blog.
Today’s search term: Cutting Potatoes Got Dirty Hand What To Do
Potatoes are remarkable vegetables. There is no denying that. I mean, these things have eyes! I’ve even seen some that appeared to have fangs.
It’s not surprising that they have developed natural defense mechanisms and even a starchy sentience. I saw a TV show on squids or an octopus or something once and those things are totally smart too! When approached they squirt ink!
The potato that you encountered while cutting potatoes was maybe not a potato. Maybe it was a squid and it squirted you with ink.
But if you are really sure it was a potato and that the potato sprayed your hand with dirt to make it dirty, I would capture that potato and make him perform on television. People will watch that and you will make a lot of money. Do not chit it. Do not slice it and deep fry it. Take care of that potato and maybe even pamper it. Buy it something pretty and treat it nicely.
That is what to do when cutting potatoes get your hand dirty.
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